Printer Problem

“My colleague got a pen stuck inside the printer. He didn't have time to remove it so he left the above note...”

I am don’t know what is so funny about this joke. Maybe you can reading and tell me about it.

Feedback from Kakis!

Hello all my kakis!

I am thank you for all your reply to my e-mail and private message. Some of you have 'contribution' for me to put on my blog and I will do it start from as soon as possible. Please understand that while I am a chiko peh, I am not a pervert so I won't put the blog have many of those pian tai pictures, you understand? Those one is for private circulation or circumcision only. I will also give you the credits for your contribution ok?

So please to keep the jokes and photographs and videos and everything and anything coming to my humble e-mail box:

chiko.ahpeh@yahoo.com.cn

Thank you one million times... HUAT AH!

Tiara Lestari

Hello all my kakis!

I am again surfing the Internet and then I am see another beauty. This one is Indonesia girl. She is not fair like the other girls but different country have difference beauty and I am think as long as she is a dream come truth then it is ok right? I am also don't know her vital statistics but I am hear she stay in Singapore for some times. Maybe one of the condo my company is building she is buy a place and stay... HUAT AH!

Stolen Notebook Files!

Hello all my kakis!

I am thought that this kind of kang tau only happen to Tammy Tay's friends but I am also very the lucky because one of the ang mor is "F" off and is go back to his old home lau jia. Anyway the lau wang ba leave his notebook for other colleagues to use. And now they buy Duo Core notebook so they are giving away the old models to people like me. Are we lower class and then they give us older things?

I am think it is nevermind because lau tian have eyes and love stupid little boy so I am get revenge on them. I am find many of them personal photographs and photography. I am think I am really lucky they are give me the old notebook so I am put here for all my brothers to see...

HUAT AH!

Lin Chi Ling

Hello all my kakis!

I am apology because I am so many days never updating my blog is because some of the ah neh at my work place is get dengue fever. I am think the mosquito is not very clever because they like to attacking mutton. But anyway it is not my business... My business is to introduction for all my kaki more chio bu. And I am many happiness if you under-stand after I am give you today's posting.

Today's chio bu is Lin Chi Ling and everybody is know she is 34D-23.5-35. Wow! I am sure if you don't know her then you are alien or predator. She is so famous! I am also have the video clip where she show all the papa-crazy her footballs are for real! Please to forgive me after you see this posting ok?

HUAT AH!

Amu Masaki

Hello all my kakis!

This Amu Masaki (Mah-Sa-Gee) girl is HUGE where should be HUGE and small where should be small at 37G-24-35. She say she like computer and shopping. Same like me and all my brothers - we also like computer for looking for works and information and we are don't mind to sponsorship for her shopping if she come to here.

Akiho Yoshizawa

Hello all my kakis!

Today's chio bu is name is Akiho Yoshizawa. She is 34E-23-34 and she is small and cute, just like all the little Jepun Mei Meis should be at only 1.61 metres! Small girls also very nice because you can carry them around the house... Hahaha... You under stand?

Maria Ozawa

Hello all my kakis!

I am know that you all are very upset and down because I so many days never provide information on girls. I am so sorry because I am also very busy with working. I am China man working in Singapore so many people thinking that I am take it easy but I have to earn more money to feed my family in China and I have many mouths to feed- you know what I mean?

Ok. Enough of the useless words and now I am presentation to you Maria Ozawa - half Jepun Bu, half French Ang Moh. She is born 8 January 1986 and she is very nice girl! Her measurement is 35E-23-34 and she is big in Japan and also big where it suppose to be. This one sure HUAT AH!

New Game in Town

Hello all my kaki again! Today I am find a new game that we can buying in Singapore. I am recommendation for all you brathers who want to have a fun and excitement night with your mei mei and mui mui. Try it. This game can buy in Singapore one. HUAT AH!

Interesting Toy from CHINA!

Everytime I am hear about Western powers come up with invention and we Chinese are the "copy-cat". Please look at the photo and understand that we Chinese also have invention many years ago and you Westerners are the "copy-cat". So long ago, during the 16th Century, we Chinese already know how to enjoyment for ourselves and for the chio bu to enjoy along with us. If you are not believing me, please click on this link to see 大型中华性文化展(一)：中国古代性器具(组图). I am sure you will now understand that China is the sleeping dragon and it is better than any Westerner snake. Haha! HUAT AH!

Yua Aida

Today I receive e-mail from one brudder: we tong dao zhong ren. Anyway, he tell me got chio bu called Yua Aida. So I am dig up my file and WOW! Just look at this photo! I am think if she is take off her clothes in my room then I am die and go heaven! I'm think of her 35E-22-34 body and I'm can't control my hands. She is born 12 August 1984 - so young! But ok nevermind. Age not a problem right? HUAT AH!

Michelle Reis

Just another day one of my kaki give me some e-mail about Michelle Reis do nude photography. I am not sure she is do it but I am sure that she is very sexy and beautiful. Just look at her photograph and you will saliva like me! She is a bit old for most of you lah because she is born 1970 in June 20 but still oldies is goodies because she is experienced lady and she can teaching all you youngsters the meaning of life!

Maybe she is a bit older now but I can still remember when she win her Miss Hong Kong title when she was only 18 years old... I am tell you that many people cannot sleep that night because they all stand up to clap their hands (and legs) for her. She is my ou xiang! I am wish that I will get lost in her big big eyes forever...

Sora Aoi

Hello all my kaki! I am take chance to thank many of you kaki who e-mail me and private message. I am sorry so many days I am never update my blog because got one time the blog is cannot log-in. I am so concerning and I am thought that maybe I am put too much chio bu and then the admin is not very happy but then Thank God! Now everything is ok! This Jepun Bu name is Sora Aoi (I think better call "Soh Ka Hao") and she is born 11 November 1983. This one so far the most da li one and her measurement is 34F-23-33 and she is my goddess! I am download many of her photographs and I am pray to her every day before I am go to work site! HUAT AH!

Li Sin Yee

Wow! I was browse for my daily chio bu and I saw this one - Lin Si Yee. I thought it's a Chinese girl because she is so white and so cute but the web site say she is Thai girl. If she China girl, I will ask she which shen and I go to her shen and ask her to marry me. I love her 33B-24-34 body. She is born 1982. I am think if my have go to Bangkok for project, I will also first one go there and open market. Sawadee!

KTV - Also very Happening!

Just come back from KTV. Very happening. I am think Singapore KTV is not happening but I am wrong! Singapore is have many many happening KTV and my brothers bring me to one and I am never forget. This is a good place but I cannot say where because if everybody going then our favorite girl cannot sit together with us more longer. Not fair but no choice. Also got many many things happening but cannot put photo on blog because I don't want people to show my family. Very paiseh you know? We playing outside but we not bringing the cow go home ok?

But long time is never have this feeling. Can touch and smell and do what we like is best! HUAT AH!

Hikari Kisugi

The other day we watched exciting show got teacher act by Hikari Kisugi. Very happening! I wish my teacher also same her and she will teach us many things and we all under-stand. This Hikari Kisugi is hands-on teacher that give her students many examples so that they are understand what she teaching. If all teachers same same her, all the boys will under-stand. Then boys will all stand up and say "Arigato!" Understand?

If you don't understand then you are stupid boy lah. So simple right? All smart boys should understand this simple information. Anyway, she is born 25 November 1980 and her measurement is 33D-24-35! Don't you wish your teacher was hot like her?

Siloso Beach - Happening Place!

My job is work as a Foreman in Main Con. Today we all go to Siloso Beach to do some repair works and then report to the architect. Sometimes when people got more education, they very kiasi, kiasu, do a bit of work must check here, check there. So I heck care and then go walk around.

We also action-action, pretend to take photo of light fitting and other things but actually we take photograph of the xiao mei mei. Very funny leh - these xiao mei all don't need to study meh? Anyway, it is free show for Uncle so I don't care... Hahaha!

Kyoko Fukada

Another school girl that I want to bring home is Kyoko Fukada because she is so sweet. She is like reminder of the secondary school girl that go to school in the uniform. She is born 2 November 1982 and her measurement is: 34B, 26, 35. She come my house I sure nose bleed...

Bunko Kanzawa

Today my friend got ask me to compare Ang Moh girls and Asia girls, I say of course we all "yellow-skin" girls are more better! If you don't believe what I say, then you see my Model of the Day.

She is name Bunko Kanzawa and she is born 4 April 1979. Her measurement is 32C-22-33! I am feel she is a very perfect model for girlfriend and wife. Please to give me your comments about her!